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Voice Over Andy Taylor. Forty Two Point Three Six. Smoke Detector
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I like people. I do.

Except the ones who live in apartments and refuse to replace depleted batteries in smoke detectors.

Sure, we all have annoying friends, irritating colleagues, people we loathe — but let’s be honest, there’s a special inferno full of liquid magma reserved specifically for these insensitive elites who choose to spend months on end listening to the incessant chirp of a Kiddie’s cry for help rather than purchase a 9-volt, grab a ladder, and valiantly bring the reign of terror to an end.

Need help? For God’s great mercy — Just. Ducking. Ask.

Trust me. Your blood-shot, eye-twitching neighbors will literally sprain ankles and break bones racing each other to your door to quell the nuisance.

I like people. Really, I do.

But right now, I have to remind myself of that fact every 42.36 seconds.


Announcer Andy Taylor. Voice of the 2022 US Open

Hey, I’m Andy Taylor – a voice artist, announcer and emcee who’s been fortunate enough to travel the world using my voice to add character to global events, media and more.

This unusual freelance world of voice over has found me introducing fighters for the ancient art of Lethwei in Myanmar — the Olympic Games in Athens, Rio and Tokyo — I’ve even been hired by attorneys to provide a voice in court for their deceased clients. Most in tennis know me as the Voice of the US Open.

To learn more about my voice over and announcing work, I encourage you to browse the site using the menus above. And be sure to check out my most recent work through the WHAT’S NEW link.

Sincerely, thanks for visiting.

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