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At Midwestern Mutual – we’re fully aware of a massive gap in the insurance system…
CRAIG: Midwestern Mutual, this is Craig
ANDY: Craig – Andy again. (Dionne pounding stuff in the background) – Listen, my wife spotted another spider in the house. Yeah – the living room’s a wreck.
Coverage that pays you, when you’re a little too busy to earn for yourself…
ANDY: Yeah, hey it’s Andy – Listen, I missed work again today…She, uh – forgot to open the garage door before backing out…
Coverage that…
ANDY: (Pounding again) Craig…hey sorry – me again – another spider…
Coverage that could keep you from foreclosure…
ANDY: Shoes?…there’s shoes in all these bags? Hey Craig – Andy again – I’m kinda having a credit issue here…
Midwestern Mutual Wife Insurance – an idea that’ll never take off, because you’ll never pay-in as much as you take-out…
