A sincere apology to Patricia Tarabini…



Even if you’re not a tennis fan – I think you’ll appreciate this story.

2004 Summer Olympics in Athens, Greece – I was fortunate to participate as an English speaking announcer at the tennis venue. It was an unforgettable experience, and I made some great friends…and side-income teaching my new Greek buddies important English phrases not taught in the classroom…

And now, for a long overdue public apology: Patricia Tarabini – I am a complete and utter moron. I am the announcer who totally botched your intro 8-years ago in Athens, before a truly pivotal match in your career.

Patricia is a grand slam champion, owns 15 career doubles titles – and won Olympic Bronze in Athens, with her partner Paola Suarez. Here’s the thing – in 2004 Paola Suarez and Virginia Ruano Pascual were the top doubles team in the world. I had announced those two names together for three solid years at the U.S. Open. But this was an Olympic event – Paola’s from Argentina and Virginia’s from Spain – so they couldn’t play together. Yet, in my infinite stupidity, being a creature of habit – when bringing Argentina’s Paola Suarez and Patricia Tarabini onto the court, I announced the pairing as: “Ladies and Gentlemen, Paola Suarez and Virginia Ruano Pascual.” << Crickets >>

Moron.

Patricia actually turned around, looked directly at me and put her hands in the air as if to say: “WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! – GET A CLUE, YOU FREAK!” Not a proud moment – one that I’ve never forgotten…and I hope this audio somehow finds Patricia at the University of San Diego where she’s now a revered coach and amazing mentor to up-and-coming talent.

Patricia – sincerely…I apologize. Please come to the U.S. Open this Summer and run me all over the court. Make me look like the fool I am…

Now, the reason I bring this up today – it has relevance, believe it or not – is because after retiring in 2007, Patricia’s Olympic Bronze partner Paola Suarez is making a comeback, so she can compete in the London Games this Summer; and at the BNP Paribas Open, this week in Indian Wells, 35-year-old Paola and Gisela Dulko made it to the Quarterfinals – playing inspired tennis!

So basically, I’m trying to capitalize on Paola’s current success to finally issue a long overdue apology to an Angentine Tennis Player who deserved better during her run to the Bronze in Athens – Patricia Tarabini.

Yet at the same time, I have to congratulate Paola – who made it deep into the tournament at India Wells despite having been retired from the game for 5-YEARS. Paola, you are inspiring…

…and be thankful I’m not working the event, or I would have probably introduced you as Flavia Pannetta, Gisela’s regular double’s partner on tour.

Have I mentioned that I’m a moron?